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	<title>the Global Observatory &#187; Sports</title>
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		<title>Tiger Woods: Soon To Be Single</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elin Nordegren is allegedly divorcing Tiger Woods and wants custody of the kids along with a good chunk of Woods&#8217; multi-million dollar fortune.
She probably needs the cash for her Swedish mansion.
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		<title>Did Obama Just Fail? Good Heavens!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Barack Hussein Obama tried his best to bring the 2016 Olympics to Chicago &#8211; hey, the economy in still in the dumps &#8211; but he failed, and quite miserably at that!
The International Olympic Committee be cursed! How dare they deny the Chosen One&#8217;s desire?
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		<title>Treating Athletes Like Criminals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has come up with an ingenious way of re-classifying athletes as hunted criminals who need to be tracked every single day of the year.
Dubbed the &#8220;Whereabouts&#8221; program, it sounds like one that can be implemented with convicted sex-offenders, homicidal maniacs, terrorists and so on.
According to the program:
athletes say where they [...]]]></description>
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