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	<title>the Global Observatory &#187; Miscellaneous</title>
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	<description>A lot of caustic and sarcastic humor, stupid opinions, canned news and scanty revelations on politics, foreign affairs, social and fiscal issues, and much else from an independent, yet conservative and Republican, perspective from the Pacific Northwest. Yeah, right.</description>
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		<title>I am Skeptical: Climate Change Skeptic Goes Native</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/i-am-skeptical-climate-change-skeptic-goes-native/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/i-am-skeptical-climate-change-skeptic-goes-native/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, apparently, &#8220;the world&#8217;s most high-profile climate change sceptic&#8221;, Bjørn Lomborg (WHO?!), has gone native and now feels that we need to spend $100 billion a year to reverse the changes of climate change or something along those lines.
How does he plan to find this dough? Taxes, of course!
So, we basically take some random dude, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marietta GA: Black Women Should Use Condoms</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/marietta-ga-black-women-should-use-condoms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/marietta-ga-black-women-should-use-condoms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite news stories from today is that of a bar in Marietta, Georgia, putting up the following sign:
The vast majority of single parent households in the U.S. and especially in Georgia (63%) are headed by black women. Most welfare single-parent households are also black. Black women, apparently, just don&#8217;t want to marry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tacos vs. Ground Zero: Let us not forget how delicious tacos are</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/tacos-vs-ground-zero-let-us-not-forget-how-delicious-tacos-are/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/tacos-vs-ground-zero-let-us-not-forget-how-delicious-tacos-are/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 00:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy, the brilliant writers at the Yuma Sun (maybe Arizonans are not that bad after all):
There’s something I can’t stay silent on any longer.
But something totally inappropriate has been built on the site of  something holy and sacred, and we are turning our backs on history to  accommodate a minority.
When the Del Taco [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday the 13th: Top 13 Favorite Horror Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/friday-the-13th-top-13-favorite-horror-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/friday-the-13th-top-13-favorite-horror-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being that it is Friday the 13th, an auspice ex diris that makes an appearance only once in a while, it can only be expected to issue lists of tGO&#8217;s favorite and worst 13 horror movies of all time. Mind you, not all of these movies are pure horror, as in the case of Zombieland [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want To Have Sex in An Open Field in Surrey?</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/want-to-have-sex-in-an-open-field-in-surrey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/want-to-have-sex-in-an-open-field-in-surrey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, you may have to pay parking fees now. Those damn Brits!
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		<title>Don&#8217;t We Have Enough Rude Flight Attendants Already? Jeez</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/dont-we-have-enough-rude-flight-attendants-already-jeez/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/08/dont-we-have-enough-rude-flight-attendants-already-jeez/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steven Slater, just another one of those rude, all-knowing, superiority-complex-laced flight attendants, quit his job with JetBlue with a dramatic exit from an airplane:
[he] allegedly cursed out an entire aircraft, grabbed a beer and then exited the plane by deploying the emergency slide
In his own words:
I lost patience after a female passenger had an argument [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shirley Sherrod: I am Obama&#8217;s Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/07/shirley-sherrod-i-am-obamas-mama/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/07/shirley-sherrod-i-am-obamas-mama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the Shirley Sherrod saga just goes on and on and on.
First, she made obviously racist comments by stating that she didn&#8217;t help Whitey with the full force of her position &#8211; I have listened to the entire speech and there&#8217;s no more context to it. That&#8217;s what she meant and that&#8217;s what she said. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BP is Anti-Christian!</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/07/bp-is-anti-christian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/07/bp-is-anti-christian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BP has not yet been able to shut down the horrible oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico and what is that doing? It is shutting down churches!
Ergo, BP is anti-Christian and Tony Hayward is the anti-Christ.
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		<title>Legos Promote Exciting Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/06/legos-promote-exciting-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/06/legos-promote-exciting-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to the comedian and he&#8217;ll come up with the strangest twist on any every day item. Legos, apparently:
&#8230; Legos fit together  all kinds of ways: sideways, diagonally, one on  top, three on the bottom  or the other way around. There&#8217;s no limit to  the ways they stick into  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#163;323K Armored Limo: That&#8217;s What I Want!</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/05/323k-armored-limo-thats-what-i-want/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/05/323k-armored-limo-thats-what-i-want/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 17:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those enviro-fascist pink-commies can go to hell. Conquest Vehicles of Toronto has created quite possibly the coolest SUV limo ever&#8230; presenting the Knight XV:
It sells for a mere £ 323K or $ 489K and is quite a bit bigger than the Hummer H2.
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		<title>Even Dogs Don&#8217;t Like Vanessa Carlton</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/05/even-dogs-dont-like-vanessa-carlton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/05/even-dogs-dont-like-vanessa-carlton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you are a bad singer when random dogs start biting you&#8230;
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		<title>ACLU Set to Challenge Arizona Immigration Law</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/aclu-set-to-challenge-arizona-immigration-law/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/aclu-set-to-challenge-arizona-immigration-law/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a much welcomed and partly expected news (for me), the ACLU, alongwith the Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund and the National  Immigration Law Center, is set to challenge Arizona&#8217;s racist, anti-immigration law.
Kris Kobach, the alleged law professor who helped write the bill, claims:
&#8230;he took care to include an explicit ban on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tea Party Nation and White Privilege</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-tea-party-nation-and-white-privilege/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-tea-party-nation-and-white-privilege/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The commonest rebuttal that liberals can present to any conservative ground-swelling consists of the race card or at best the class card. But, at times, their arguments do hold a semblance of the truth as in the recent Imagine if the Tea Party Were Black article by &#8220;anti-racist&#8221; Tim Wise.
Despite being cliched and repetitive, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do We Need To Go To Mars?</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/do-we-need-to-go-to-mars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/do-we-need-to-go-to-mars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 18:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, the purpose would be dump all these tools wanting us to go to Mars in the first place.
Unless we can find technology to colonize other planets and establish cost-effective means of inter-planetary travel and transportation, it&#8217;s a sheer waste of money going to Mars to plant a flag. Even that can be done by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Crappy Toyota And They Kept Selling It</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/another-crappy-toyota-and-they-kept-selling-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/another-crappy-toyota-and-they-kept-selling-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consumer Reports has rated the latest 2010 Lexus GX 460 a  Don’t Buy: Safety Risk. The SUV has been selling for almost 3 months and Toyota has sold 5,000+ already.
The defect in the vehicle is rather basic and I find it hard to believe that Toyota could not have detected this issue during its own internal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Futility of a College Education</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-futility-of-a-college-education/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-futility-of-a-college-education/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 07:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This cartoon by a Dartmouth kid sums it up well:
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Want a Hobo in Your House? Then, Don&#8217;t Keep Him in Your Shed</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/dont-want-a-hobo-in-your-house-then-dont-keep-him-in-your-shed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/dont-want-a-hobo-in-your-house-then-dont-keep-him-in-your-shed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 07:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the lesson learnt by this 72 year old woman who had a homeless man living in her shed. You just can&#8217;t trust drunk, heavily armed, perverted hobos, now can you?
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		<title>Forehead Tittaes: When You Need Encouragement</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/forehead-tittaes-when-you-need-encouragement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/forehead-tittaes-when-you-need-encouragement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Via smart bitches.
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		<title>The 2 Crappiest Airlines to Merge Creating Absolute Abomination</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-2-crappiest-airlines-to-merge-creating-absolute-abomination/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/04/the-2-crappiest-airlines-to-merge-creating-absolute-abomination/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[US Airways and United Airlines, both universally regarded to be among the absolute worst airlines in the world by most measures, are in talks to merge.
Even the unions are opposed to a union. I suppose they realize you can&#8217;t have all the bad apples in one big bad basket.
United is bad: 

Travel+Leisure posits it as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Sex: One of the Perks of Being a Cop?</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/free-sex-one-of-the-perks-of-being-a-cop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/free-sex-one-of-the-perks-of-being-a-cop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, this cop in Tempe thought picking up girls for free sex was part of the defined benefits program at the Tempe Police Department. Apparently not anymore.
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		<title>Musharraf Defends Record in Bellevue Speech</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/musharraf-defends-record-in-bellevue-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/musharraf-defends-record-in-bellevue-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The former President of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf, spoke to a room full of ardent fans today at the Westin Bellevue. Much of his talk, just as his introduction by Kamran Salahuddin, dealt with the economic and social improvements in Pakistan during his tenure as President and with defending his record.
He started off by claiming that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going Green = Lying + Hypocrisy</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/going-green-lying-hypocrisy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/going-green-lying-hypocrisy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it should come as no surprise that all the liberals posturing to be eco-friendly crusaders are, at the end of the day, selfish, lying, hypocritical bastards, especially Barbra Streisand who demands for every night:
120 freshly washed and folded bath-sized towels, ‘immediately upon arrival&#8217; [at the hotel]
Radiohead lead singer Thom Yorke should be applauded for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aryan Nation Now Recruiting Blacks and Hispanics</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/aryan-nation-now-recruiting-blacks-and-hispanics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/aryan-nation-now-recruiting-blacks-and-hispanics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Aryan Nation has fallen on such hard times that it has resorted to recruiting blacks and hispanics. And I suppose it makes sense too in California where non-hispanic whites constitute only 42% of the population. The Aryan Nation, after all, is known for its shrewd recruitment policies.
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		<title>Tiger Woods Ready to Return This Month</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/tiger-woods-ready-to-return-this-month/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/tiger-woods-ready-to-return-this-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking of comebacks, Tiger Woods is ready to make his own later this month. He has hired old Bushy Ari Fleischer for repairing his tattered public image.
Having mistresses is almost an American tradition with many a Presidents engaging in it, most recently LBJ (without any scandals) and WJC (with all the scandals in the world). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doper Marion Jones Set to Make Comeback</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/doper-marion-jones-set-to-make-comeback/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/doper-marion-jones-set-to-make-comeback/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sprinter Marion Jones, who was stripped of her Olympic gold and other medals because of doping, has been recruited by WNBA&#8217;s Tulsa Shock.
The Shock, which fled Detroit last year much like most of the city&#8217;s population, is still suffering from a lack of star power and hopes to strike gold with Jones.
Let&#8217;s hope they don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DDoS Attacks Against tGO</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/ddos-attacks-against-tgo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/ddos-attacks-against-tgo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The server that hosts the Global Observatory has been under distributed-denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks since around noon Monday, which explains why the site has either been down entirely or extremely slow over the past couple of days.
Last night, we undertook certain measures to mitigate the effects of the DDoS attacks, but the server is still under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lake Placid 3D Live in Maine Right Now</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/lake-placid-3d-live-in-maine-right-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/lake-placid-3d-live-in-maine-right-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you cared at all for the original Lake Placid, there&#8217;s a sequel going on right now in Maine. Some tool released his pet Gaboon viper on a trail in Maine. The viper is perhaps one of the most venomous snakes in the world, although not very aggressive.
Owning such a dangerous animal is already illegal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Floundering Ole Miss Recruits Star Wars&#8217; Admiral Ackbar</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/flounderingole-miss-recruits-admiral-ackbar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/flounderingole-miss-recruits-admiral-ackbar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The University of Mississippi, a tier-3 university according to U.S. News &#38; World Report and not rising up, lost its old mascot, Colonel Reb, in 2006 when the administration discontinued it because of its perceived racist image.
Students at Ole Miss have now decided to recruit Admiral Ackbar to help them with their image issues. They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Killed Someone with a Toyota? Get Out of Jail Free!</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/killed-someone-with-a-toyota-get-out-of-jail-free/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/killed-someone-with-a-toyota-get-out-of-jail-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Koua Fong Lee killed 3 and injured more in what was declared to be vehicular
homicide in an accident in 2006 involving a Toyota Camry &#8216;96.
He has always proclaimed his innocence and has now seized upon the recent Toyota recall problems to further his case. Apparently, his victims also support him now.
Did you or someone you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GM Copies Toyota, Recalls Vehicles</title>
		<link>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/gm-copies-toyota-recalls-vehicles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theglobalobservatory.com/2010/03/gm-copies-toyota-recalls-vehicles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not wanting to be left behind, GM is recalling its vehicles. Gotta be like the Japanese goes the thinking in Detroit. Chrysler up next?
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