About

About the site:

Founded in March 2009, the Global Observatory aims to provide an independent view of world affairs. Upside down. Generally in pajamas.

About the author:

The author is a writer/entrepreneur based in Seattle. During 2008, he supported John McCain for President and considers himself an “independent, conservative Republican.” He is a graduate of Dartmouth College.

More about the author:

Despite being a first generation immigrant to the USA, the author is a racist, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-Semitic (including Arabs), anti-Pakistani, anti-Bengali, anti-Vietnamese, anti-Australasian, arachnophobic, agarophobic, scoliodentosaurophobic bastard.

His alter-ego is an idiot, an asshole, a chubby little fucker, and a lusty male chauvinistic pig. Honestly, what kind of dumbfuck thinks that the text at the bottom of these pages will actually net him any pageviews?

And, all this is just the tip of the iceberg.

About the logo:

The logo depicts Dartmouth’s Shattuck Observatory, the telescope from University of Chicago’s Yerkes Observatory and an image of the globe from NASA.

About the software:

This site is powered by WordPress using a seriously modified Fusion theme.