The Dump Otherwise Known as Newark Has Banned Toilet Paper


Fat Man: Did You Wipe?

Fat Man: Did You Wipe?

Democrats in power tend to go overboard with almost everything they do, especially when it comes to spending our hard earned dollars, and then doing crazy things to conserve it when they run out of cash.

Now, Newark, NJ, isn’t the cleanest city in the world to begin with. But Democrat Mayor Cory Booker has decided to take that attribute just another step further. He has banned:

…the purchase of toilet paper

Having dirty government officials running around with excreta hanging out from their pants is not something any of us can look forward to.

But, when it comes to New Jersey, I suppose the additional excreta wouldn’t add to the bad smell.

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