Using His Charms
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton met his long-lost mistress and former Miss North Korea, Byang Soon Jing Kin, in Pyongyang during his recent trip.
While officially on mission to affect the release of two arrested American journalists, Clinton took time from his schedule to spend several hours alone in the company of Ms. Jing Kin.
Clinton also purchased several boxes of Cuban cigars from duty-free shops at the Seoul International Airport during his brief stop-over on his way to Pyongyang.
According to a source familiar with the matter, Clinton had been planning a trip to Pyongyang for several months now, but was unable to obtain necessary clearance. “The two journalists gave him an excuse to fly to North Korea.”
In related news, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is also planning to visit North Korea. The purpose of the trip is yet undisclosed.
