Wife Not "Enough" for Mark
Members of the Scandalous Old Party are at it again. And I am forced to confirm the new name. It is becoming more and more appropriate as a new scandal is revealed every new day.
The latest is now that Mark Sanford, governor of one of the Carolinas, likes committing adultery with Argentinian babes. He also lies about his whereabouts. While he claimed he was hiking the Appalachians, he was really riding around in Buenos Aires.
Not only was Sanford a governor, he was also Chair of the RGA and a rising star of the SOP. He was considered a front-runner for McCain’s running mate and has been touted as a strong prospect for 2012 or later. Fortunately his second and last term ends in 2011.
Sanford claimed,
“The bottom line is this … I have been unfaithful to my wife.”
No, Mark. You’ve also been unfaithful to your principles, to your party and to the people of the Carolinas. Heck no. You’ve been unfaithful to the whole world.
How are we supposed to remain faithful to our partners if our very role models, our elected officials, go around enjoying the, uh, company of “other” women?
